My sister has the most amazing hair. She’s a chubby white girl with braces and long brown hair that reaches all the way down to her butt, with no bangs or fringe. It’s incredibly soft, and she takes really good care of it. I’m adopted, so we aren’t biologically related, but she’s still my sister.

Sometimes, while she’s sitting there brushing it, I’ll come up behind her, bury my face in the top of her hair, and run my fingers through it. She gets so fucking mad and says, “Don’t fetish on me, creep!” I’ve told myself she secretly likes it, but that’s an assumption on my part. She’s telling me to stop, and But I don't care about that.